| Transcribed by M_Pony |
| Am | F | C | C | Cmaj7 |
| Heya Tom, its | Bob.. from the | office down the | hall |
| Am | F | G |
| Good to see you | buddy, howve you | been? |
| Fdim (xx3434) Am Am7 D7 |
| Things have been OK for me except that Im a zombie now |
| G | |
| I really wish youd let us | in |
| F | C | E7 | Am | |
| I | think I speak for | all of us when I | say I | understand |
| F | C | E7 | Am |
| Why you folks might | hesitate to | submit to our | demand |
| F | Fm | |
| But | heres an FYI: | youre all gonna die.. screaming |
| C | G | F | G |
| All we | want to do is | eat your brains |
| C G F (F/E F F/E F) G |
| Were not unreasonable, I mean, no-ones gonna eat your eyes |
| C | G | F | G |
| All we | want to do is | eat your brains |
| Am Em F (F/E F F/E F F/E) |
| Were at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise: |
| F | F/E | Dm | |
| If you | open | up the | doors |
| F | F/E | F | G | C |
| Well all | come | inside and | eat your | brains |
| verse, chords as above |
| I dont want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan? |
| To spend your whole life locked inside a mall? |
| Maybe thats OK for now but someday youll be out of food and guns |
| And then youll have to make the call |
| Im not surprised to see you havent thought it through enough |
| You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff |
| But Tom, thats what I do, and I plan on eating you.. slowly |
| repeat Chorus, but with a slightly different ending |
| F | F/E | F | G | Ab |
| Well all | come | inside and | eat your | brains |
| Eb | C#dim(xx5656) | C# | |
| Id like to | help you Tom, in | any way I | can |
| C#m | Ab | |
| I sure | appreciate the way youre working | with me |
| Eb | C#dim | Fm | |
| Im not a | monster Tom, well, | technically I | am |
| C | |
| I guess I | am |
| verse, chords as above |
| Ive got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up |
| I know well get to common ground somehow |
| Meanwhile Ill report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors |
| I guess well table this for now |
| Im glad to see you take constructive criticism well |
| Thank you for your time I know were all busy as hell |
| And well put this thing to bed |
| When I bash your head.. open |
| repeat first chorus |
| Source: http://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/j/jonathan_coulton/re_your_brains_crd.htm |