I just added the complete lyrics to this one, and corrected one or two wrong chords

Capo at 7th Fret

Intro: D

D	G	Em	G
No one wants to	hear about your	97th	tear,

	Em	G
so dry your	eyes or let it	go

	A	Em	G	A	Em
uncried, my	dear. I am all	out of love to	mouth into	your ear, and not	above

G A Em Em* G* A*

letting a love song disappear before it’s written.

	D	G	Em	G
And no	one wants a	tune about the	100th	luftballoon that was seen

Em	G	A	Em	G
shooting from the	window of your	room, to be a	spot against the	sky’s

	A	Em	G	A
colossal	gloom and land,	deflated, in some	neighbor state that’s	strewn with

	Em	Em	G	A
99	others.

	Em	A	D	A	Em
	8 Chinese	brothers; well, there’s a	reason why the	last is smiling	wide

	G	A
and sitting	higher than the	others,

	Em	G	A
swinging his	arms.

D	G	Em	G
You would	probably die before	you shot	up 9 miles high

	Em	G	A
Your eyes	dilated as	light played upon the	sight

Em	G	A
Of TVC16 as it	sings you	goodnight

Em	G	A
Relaxed as hell	and locked up in	cell 45

Em	Em	G	A
I hope you’re feeling	better

Em	A
51st way to leave	your lover

D	A	Em	G	A
Admittedly, it	doesn’t seem to be	as	gentle or as clean	as all the others

Em	G	A
Even a scars all in		the after hours of some Greenpoint bar

D	G	Em	G
I told you, I can’t listen,	baby, ’bout the	4th time you were a	lady

Em	G	A
and how your	forthrightness	betrayed a secret shyness

Em	G	A
Stripped away by days of	being hailed as "your	highness"

	Em	G	A
And what’s new	pussycat, as	you were once a	lionness

Em	Em	G	A
They cut your claws	out

D	G	Em	G
Kitten, not	everyone’s keen	on lighting candle	17,

	Em	G	A
the party’s	done, the cake’s	all gone, the	plates are clean

	Em	G	A
The	chauffeur’s near and	from the cheerless	mezzanine

	Em	G	A
And in just one	year, this	straight world could	pay to see

Em	Em	G	A
what they have been	missing

Em	A
You were caught kissing 8 chinese	brothers

	D	A	Em	G	A
Well, there’s a	reason why the	last is smiling	wide and	sitting higher	than the others

Em	G	A
Staking with	charm

Em	A
And he says, "Lets get lost, let them send out	alarms

Em	A
He says, "Let’s get crossed out and come to	harm"

Em	A
"Lets make the world’s stupidest stand and	truly mean it

Em	A
Lets hit the limit of loss over lover	’s arms

Em

No, lets exceed it"

Source: http://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/o/okkervil_river/plus_ones_ver2_crd.htm