| C |
| I thought that I had everybody |
| Am |
| on my side |
| Dm |
| but I went and blew it |
| G |
| all sky high |
| Em |
| and now she won’t even |
| A7 |
| spare a passing glance |
| Dm |
| all just because I |
| G |
| ripped my pants |
| C |
| when Big Larry came ’round just |
| Am |
| to put him down |
| Dm |
| Spongebob turned |
| G |
| into a clown |
| Em |
| And no girl ever wants |
| A7 |
| to dance with a |
| Dm |
| fool who went and... |
| G |
| ripped his pants |
| Em |
| I know I shouldn’t mope around |
| A7 |
| I shouldn’t curse |
| Dm |
| but the pain feels so much |
| Fm |
| worse |
| Em |
| Cause winding up with no one |
| A7 | |
| is | a lot less fun |
| Dm | |
| than a | burn from the sun |
| G | |
| or | sand in your buns... |
| C |
| Now I learned a lesson |
| Am |
| I won’t soon forget |
| Dm |
| so listen and |
| G |
| you wont regret |
| Em |
| Be true to yourself |
| A7 |
| don’t miss your chance |
| Dm |
| and you won’t end up |
| G |
| like the fool… |
| G6 | G7 | G | C |
| who... | ripped... | his... | pants..... |